One time I was swimming in the sea and I saw a bird on water so I attacked it and I died

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

This bird skipped leg day a number of times

If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.

There shark bait.

I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.

Me: Hey, little buddy...

*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*

Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME

Don’t eat the egg what ever you do don’t eat the egg like my brother

Why it’s arms so long tho.Ripple is my grandma. A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D C O N T A I N A F E W M O R E W O R D S.

I went into the sea to get some fish from my peaceful reef for my pelagornis I was taming then all of a sudden everything dies😒 why... Megalodon.wow just wow

Pela, Pela, Pela, Pela, Pelagornis! *in Batman tune*

I call mine RUBBER DUCKY!its yellow.ok?

When I stole its egg, it be chasing me like MINE,MINE,MINE,MINE,MINE,MINE

I remember when I first saw one, I thought it was a flying featherless chicken from Walmart