Dododex
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Dododex
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pelagornis? Funny pelagornis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oh cool dodos evolved.
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
it killed my pet fish named larry so iβm currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow itβs a puffen
My sister is in a tribe and has this, and when she saw its name she laughed. Itβs name was my nerves
Has anyone else noticed on ps4 that itβs model never loads properly?
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings
It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS
It flew over me and shat on me
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.
We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.
I love glitches. . . :]
We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.
I love glitches. . . :]
One time I was swimming in the sea and I saw a bird on water so I attacked it and I died
Itβs basically a heartless penguin killer.
If it werenβt for me watching it on the water being killed by BIG sharks I mighta. As well been sittin with em....only reason Iβm still alive!
They like to C H I L L at herbivore island
If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and itβs entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.
Ark: Adds beautiful flyers
Ark:Makes it to where you cant ride flyers
Us: Why?
Ark:Makes it to where you cant ride flyers
Us: Why?
If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.