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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pelagornis? Funny pelagornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-27T22:30:11+00:00

Great for shallow water fishing, even greater for trolling some big fat sharks

score 297 · Answer 2 · 2017-08-05T23:07:21+00:00

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

score 134 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-30T19:49:24+00:00

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

score 87 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-20T23:16:49+00:00

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

score 159 · Answer 5 · 2017-08-13T03:41:49+00:00

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

score 53 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-03T01:25:59+00:00

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

score 105 · Answer 7 · 2018-08-09T08:21:05+00:00

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

score 47 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-03T02:50:10+00:00

Oh cool dodos evolved.

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2022-07-18T18:41:55+00:00

Love that pelagornis from Popeyes

score 42 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-19T11:15:25+00:00

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

score 70 · Answer 11 · 2018-08-15T19:13:58+00:00

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

score 66 · Answer 12 · 2018-08-06T16:19:55+00:00

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

score 74 · Answer 13 · 2017-03-06T13:22:34+00:00

If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-09-21T20:01:29+00:00

THIS IS THE MESH BURB XDXDXDXDXD

score 27 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-26T17:58:34+00:00

Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.

We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.

I love glitches. . . :]

score 29 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-18T19:48:06+00:00

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

score 12 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-12T09:38:23+00:00

I shot one with a tranq arrow over water hoping it would float……it most certainly did not float incase you were wondering. But on the upside I can confirm it most certainly wasn’t a witch.

score 27 · Answer 18 · 2020-02-17T21:08:31+00:00

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

score 11 · Answer 19 · 2021-09-06T22:36:32+00:00

It’s a flying chicken nugget that can land on water as u can see very powerful ride chicken nugget for epic nes

score 9 · Answer 20 · 2021-11-13T22:21:57+00:00

So basically, i had a plesio platform and saw a pelagornis and thought i should get something that flies and swims. So I punched it to try and make it go to land, then it lost the aggro flee and turned around and landed on my platform. I was shocked because I thought only tamed dinos can ride a platform, then I shot it in the head and now its mine! I named it flamingo!