Oh cool dodos evolved.

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

My sister is in a tribe and has this, and when she saw its name she laughed. It’s name was my nerves

Has anyone else noticed on ps4 that it’s model never loads properly?

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

It flew over me and shat on me

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.
We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.
I love glitches. . . :]

One time I was swimming in the sea and I saw a bird on water so I attacked it and I died

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

If it weren’t for me watching it on the water being killed by BIG sharks I mighta. As well been sittin with em....only reason I’m still alive!

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

Ark: Adds beautiful flyers
Ark:Makes it to where you cant ride flyers
Us: Why?

If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.