What are some funny jokes or stories about the pelagornis? Funny pelagornis jokes submitted by ARK players.
it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
Oh cool dodos evolved.
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
I shot one with a tranq arrow over water hoping it would float……it most certainly did not float incase you were wondering. But on the upside I can confirm it most certainly wasn’t a witch.
It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS
It’s a flying chicken nugget that can land on water as u can see very powerful ride chicken nugget for epic nes
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings
Of course I get harassed by compys all the time... and now that I need their eggs to tame one of these they’re nowhere to be found! 😄
Is it just me or do they sound adorable. Yes. I know I said adorable BUT IT IS DONT GET ME WRONG (I know you think so too) 🥺🤣😄
I just killed a spino with my pela in seconds.
It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.
Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.
We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.
I love glitches. . . :]
They like to C H I L L at herbivore island
If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.
It flew over me and shat on me