it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

Oh cool dodos evolved.

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

I shot one with a tranq arrow over water hoping it would float……it most certainly did not float incase you were wondering. But on the upside I can confirm it most certainly wasn’t a witch.

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

It’s a flying chicken nugget that can land on water as u can see very powerful ride chicken nugget for epic nes

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

Of course I get harassed by compys all the time... and now that I need their eggs to tame one of these they’re nowhere to be found! 😄

Is it just me or do they sound adorable. Yes. I know I said adorable BUT IT IS DONT GET ME WRONG (I know you think so too) 🥺🤣😄

I just killed a spino with my pela in seconds.

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.

We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.

I love glitches. . . :]

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.

It flew over me and shat on me

It flew over me and shat on me