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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pelagornis? Funny pelagornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 303 · Answer 1 · 2017-08-05T23:07:21+00:00

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

score 142 · Answer 2 · 2020-01-30T19:49:24+00:00

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2023-07-14T22:34:54+00:00

It’s about the size of a large dodo 🦤 somehow u can ride it

score 94 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-20T23:16:49+00:00

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

score 114 · Answer 5 · 2018-08-09T08:21:05+00:00

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

score 60 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-03T01:25:59+00:00

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

score 118 · Answer 7 · 2017-08-13T03:41:49+00:00

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

score 50 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-03T02:50:10+00:00

Oh cool dodos evolved.

score 51 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-19T11:15:25+00:00

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

score 74 · Answer 10 · 2018-08-15T19:13:58+00:00

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-30T13:29:54+00:00

me and my friend had a pelagornis and it managed to kill and alpha fire wyvern on an egg run and got about 15 wyvern eggs

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2023-04-28T00:37:56+00:00

I love my pelegornis, my lvl 40 killed a alligator(not sarco the other one lol)

score 32 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-18T19:48:06+00:00

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

score 30 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-26T17:58:34+00:00

Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.

We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.

I love glitches. . . :]

score 29 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-17T21:08:31+00:00

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

score 34 · Answer 16 · 2019-06-26T14:20:23+00:00

I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.

Me: Hey, little buddy...

*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*

Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-16T19:39:44+00:00

OK so I used to play on mobile and I saw one of these things just sitting in the water chilling and I saw a megalodon swimming straight up about to yesterday the little bird and the bird just flew off and thanks to mobiles glitches the meg just hung mid air and DIED 🤣🤣🤣 proof that on pc and console shark kill seagull but on mobile seagull kill shark

score 14 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-12T09:38:23+00:00

I shot one with a tranq arrow over water hoping it would float……it most certainly did not float incase you were wondering. But on the upside I can confirm it most certainly wasn’t a witch.

score 34 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-11T00:12:05+00:00

Don’t eat the egg what ever you do don’t eat the egg like my brother

score 13 · Answer 20 · 2021-09-06T22:36:32+00:00

It’s a flying chicken nugget that can land on water as u can see very powerful ride chicken nugget for epic nes