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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pelagornis? Funny pelagornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-17T16:31:32+00:00

It flew over me and shat on me

score 37 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-20T23:16:49+00:00

Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

score 55 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-30T19:49:24+00:00

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

score 214 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-05T23:07:21+00:00

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

score 14 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-19T11:15:25+00:00

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

score 11 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-12T17:56:28+00:00

If it weren’t for me watching it on the water being killed by BIG sharks I mighta. As well been sittin with em....only reason I’m still alive!

score 142 · Answer 7 · 2017-08-13T03:41:49+00:00

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

score 12 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-26T17:58:34+00:00

Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.
We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.
I love glitches. . . :]

score 80 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-06T16:19:55+00:00

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

score 18 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-17T19:14:16+00:00

One time I was swimming in the sea and I saw a bird on water so I attacked it and I died

score 16 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-18T19:48:06+00:00

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

score 71 · Answer 12 · 2018-08-09T08:21:05+00:00

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

score 15 · Answer 13 · 2020-02-17T21:08:31+00:00

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

score 55 · Answer 14 · 2018-08-15T19:13:58+00:00

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-16T04:43:20+00:00

Ark: Adds beautiful flyers
Ark:Makes it to where you cant ride flyers
Us: Why?

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-26T18:36:15+00:00

I was just riding on my raft and I see a tan one of these it scared me so bad cus I was in single player in it looked like a player in the water 😭😭 I need help

score 63 · Answer 17 · 2017-03-06T13:22:34+00:00

If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.

score 21 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-26T14:20:23+00:00

I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.

Me: Hey, little buddy...

*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*

Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-02T18:33:49+00:00

Paint yellow you got chica

FILLER

score 29 · Answer 20 · 2018-10-11T00:12:05+00:00

Don’t eat the egg what ever you do don’t eat the egg like my brother