Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

One time I was swimming in the sea and I saw a bird on water so I attacked it and I died

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

Ark: Adds beautiful flyers
Ark:Makes it to where you cant ride flyers
Us: Why?

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

If you get this tame, it will main genji, and it will get play of the game.

This bird skipped leg day a number of times

I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.

Me: Hey, little buddy...

*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*

Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME

Don’t eat the egg what ever you do don’t eat the egg like my brother

There shark bait.

Why it’s arms so long tho.Ripple is my grandma. A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D C O N T A I N A F E W M O R E W O R D S.

Pela, Pela, Pela, Pela, Pelagornis! *in Batman tune*

I went into the sea to get some fish from my peaceful reef for my pelagornis I was taming then all of a sudden everything dies😒 why... Megalodon.wow just wow

When I stole its egg, it be chasing me like MINE,MINE,MINE,MINE,MINE,MINE