I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.
Me: Hey, little buddy...
*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*
Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME
I shot one with a tranq arrow over water hoping it would float……it most certainly did not float incase you were wondering. But on the upside I can confirm it most certainly wasn’t a witch.
Is it just me or do they sound adorable. Yes. I know I said adorable BUT IT IS DONT GET ME WRONG (I know you think so too) 🥺🤣😄
I just killed a spino with my pela in seconds.
It’s a flying chicken nugget that can land on water as u can see very powerful ride chicken nugget for epic nes
it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
Oh cool dodos evolved.