I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.
Me: Hey, little buddy...
*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*
Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME
THIS IS THE MESH BURB XDXDXDXDXD
it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Love that pelagornis from Popeyes
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
Oh cool dodos evolved.
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings