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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Pelagornis
I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these…

Pelagornis
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I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.

Me: Hey, little buddy...

*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*

Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME

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it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

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This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

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Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

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MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

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Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

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I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

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Oh cool dodos evolved.

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It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

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This thing is basically a jetski with wings

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Me: sees a giant seagull

The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling

Me: I want the thing

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