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Name one of these guys CAW ME and drop it off into a friends base they’ll either call you or kill it if they kill it call them and say “hey what’s up why’d you want me to call you?” Works like a charm😂 like for others to see so they can prank there friends

Name one of these guys CAW ME and drop it off into a friends base they’ll either call you or kill it if they kill it… | Pelagornis Tips

317 points 😂 Funny Aug 5, 2017 Report

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

165 points 😂 Funny Jan 30, 2020 Report

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

0 points 😂 Funny 3 weeks ago Report

Me: sees a giant seagull

The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling

Me: I want the thing

109 points 😂 Funny Apr 20, 2020 Report

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

134 points 😂 Funny Aug 9, 2018 Report

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

78 points 😂 Funny Dec 3, 2020 Report

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

123 points 😂 Funny Aug 13, 2017 Report

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

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