it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

Oh cool dodos evolved.

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

Me: sees a giant seagull

The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling

Me: I want the thing