Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
More Pelagornis Funny Tips
it killed my pet fish named larry so iβm currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow itβs a puffen
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
Oh cool dodos evolved.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings
Itβs basically a heartless penguin killer.
It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS