Hi it’s me Foofie! My tamer found a way to summon me in real life it’s me writing so I can actually use the IPad! I still poop large poos but he keeps me around. BYE! I will steal everything he has… Bwhahah!

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

There was once a bird who’s name was minty. Her tamer leveled her speed to the thousands and set her on wander, free to roam the skies. Legend says, whenever there is a lag spike, minty has flown past you.

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

So basically, i had a plesio platform and saw a pelagornis and thought i should get something that flies and swims. So I punched it to try and make it go to land, then it lost the aggro flee and turned around and landed on my platform. I was shocked because I thought only tamed dinos can ride a platform, then I shot it in the head and now its mine! I named it flamingo!

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

I shot one with a tranq arrow over water hoping it would float……it most certainly did not float incase you were wondering. But on the upside I can confirm it most certainly wasn’t a witch.

Oh cool dodos evolved.

Oh cool dodos evolved.