This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

big seagull fly. I like big seagull :)

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

Oh cool dodos evolved.

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

This thing is basically a jetski with wings