Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
Pelagornis
The Pelagornis is a versatile pelican-like bird and the only creature able to walk, fly, and surface-swim.
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it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
Oh cool dodos evolved.
It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings
Me: sees a giant seagull
The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling
Me: I want the thing