it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

Oh cool dodos evolved.

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

Me: sees a giant seagull

The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling

Me: I want the thing

Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.

We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.

I love glitches. . . :]

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.

Me: Hey, little buddy...

*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*

Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME

I tamed 1 but unfortunately it died by a level 600 giga 😅

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

Don’t eat the egg what ever you do don’t eat the egg like my brother

Por que o torpor cai tão RAPIDOOOO

Pela, Pela, Pela, Pela, Pelagornis! *in Batman tune*

Name one of these guys CAW ME and drop it off into a friends base they’ll either call you or kill it if they kill it call them and say “hey what’s up why’d you want me to call you?” Works like a charm😂 like for others to see so they can prank there friends

If it weren’t for me watching it on the water being killed by BIG sharks I mighta. As well been sittin with em....only reason I’m still alive!