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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Omg... one time I was on a beach with GCM mode on and I had a WHOLE LOAD of berries of me. I was sitting beside my dinopithecus and it suddenly said, NAME YOUR PEGOMASTAX. And I was like: what the and I looked beside me and I saw the tamed pegomastax- I mean I’m not disappointed it’s just that like -HOW- lol. And it is a girl, and I use to have a pegomastax named... Sneaky so I’m gonna name it sneaky lol, and maybe it is sneaky cause sneaky was I think lvl 19 and this ones lvl 19 and it was a girl and this one is a girl and it has the same colours as sneaky 0,0 and if anyone was wondering my map was: lost island and my mode was: Singleplayer.
I think everyone in ark has bad memories of these little @#&$s.
Anyway I have a particular bad memory of these little @#&$s so, once I was on crystal isles and I had just tamed a max level barryonyx and I was looking around for pegos so they didn’t steal from me, and I had just cryoed up my Barry and was walking over to my wyvern when this little peep snuck up on me and stole my cryo that had my Barry in it and as usual he was gone.😥😥😥🙄🙄🙄.- RemcoTheQuick
Me: Romaing around in a dungeon . When I was Romaing I entered a fight zone with a full inventory.there I saw some pegomastx.
Pegomastx: Let us help you by carrying some of your items .
They all took my items .
Me: I tried to get out of their but I was not able.
Pegomastx: let us help you more they took some more items.
And after some time I died because of thirst.
I tamed 100 trikes on my server, (this server only had my brother and a few of my friends on it) and when I log back into the server, all I see is my 100 trikes dead and a level 150 pegomastex spinning on there dead body, the next thing I thought was you stupid little pest... then it took all my guns and killed me.
I had a lvl256 fertilized lightning wyvern egg
And you can guess what happened on less you live under a bridge 🌉 I will tell you it stole it the died to a giga I only had an argentavis and a few equus one raptor two ptera three dodos what was I supposed to do I lost my only way to control the server the only way to become the alpha of ragnarok the only way to kill the alpha tribe the only way to idk but that stupid pego ruined everything