Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was walking down the beach once and one of these buttheads mugged me and ran. I tried chasing him into the water but got eaten by a Megalodon. Hide your kids grab your wife and get out of sight
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
somehow i knocked one out with a hatchet, didnt make any sense
Ark: the Comby is annoying, but we need something even more annoying
Pego: Hold my beer
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
When incountered,burn it with fire.
One ran out of nowhere and I screamed so hard thinking it was a raptor
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Human: Oooh look! A cute little dinosaur
Pegomastax: Hippity hoppity your stuff is my property
Human: Give me back my bow b**ch
A few seconds later... You were killed by a level 1 Pegomastax
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ