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I tamed 100 trikes on my server, (this server only had my brother and a few of my friends on it) and when I log back into the server, all I see is my 100 trikes dead and a level 150 pegomastex spinning on there dead body, the next thing I thought was you stupid little pest... then it took all my guns and killed me.

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