Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Omg... one time I was on a beach with GCM mode on and I had a WHOLE LOAD of berries of me. I was sitting beside my dinopithecus and it suddenly said, NAME YOUR PEGOMASTAX. And I was like: what the and I looked beside me and I saw the tamed pegomastax- I mean I’m not disappointed it’s just that like -HOW- lol. And it is a girl, and I use to have a pegomastax named... Sneaky so I’m gonna name it sneaky lol, and maybe it is sneaky cause sneaky was I think lvl 19 and this ones lvl 19 and it was a girl and this one is a girl and it has the same colours as sneaky 0,0 and if anyone was wondering my map was: lost island and my mode was: Singleplayer.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️