Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Omg... one time I was on a beach with GCM mode on and I had a WHOLE LOAD of berries of me. I was sitting beside my dinopithecus and it suddenly said, NAME YOUR PEGOMASTAX. And I was like: what the and I looked beside me and I saw the tamed pegomastax- I mean I’m not disappointed it’s just that like -HOW- lol. And it is a girl, and I use to have a pegomastax named... Sneaky so I’m gonna name it sneaky lol, and maybe it is sneaky cause sneaky was I think lvl 19 and this ones lvl 19 and it was a girl and this one is a girl and it has the same colours as sneaky 0,0 and if anyone was wondering my map was: lost island and my mode was: Singleplayer.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pego has stolen ur berry collection
Ah, that’s alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-
Pego has stolen ur iguanadon
Uhm.. I didn’t know that was possible… I can always use anothr tame.
Pego has stolen ur tames
WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX
Pego has stolen armor
Whyyyyyyyy
Pego has stolen ur rifal
Wh- CHK BAM
ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-
Pego has stolen all back up servers
NO
Pego has stolen ark
YOU ******* IDIOT
Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro
MY LIFE-
Pego has stolen life savings
Pego has stolen credit card information
YOU LITTLE-
Pego has stolen secret snack stash
( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pego has stolen meaning of life
Pego has stolen house
Pego has stolen family
Pego has stolen property
Pego has stolen family’s meanings of life
The nightmare will never end.
Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips
— plastic bag: WTF
Pego has stolen plastic bag’s ark
NOT AGAIN
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️