Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
It was a lovely day by the redwoods. I was starting up a new tree base and was prepared to dominate the redwoods with my amazing pump shotgun.
Then this little fucker came.
Came out if nowhere. Grabbed my shotgun and ran off. I started running towards the little asshole and clubbed him out cold. I grabbed my shotgun.
I then realised.
This ugly thing was brave enough to steal a PUMP from someone. This little thing didn't care.
He didn't steal my pump. He stole my heart.
His name's Bilbo. And I love him.
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