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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”
“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”
“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”
“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”
“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”
Up if you liked it!
How to have a whole multiplayer server raging. /TAME 50+ PEGOS RELEASE THEM ON ONE PERSON A TIME GET EVEYTHING THEY HAVE INCLUDIG HE FOLLOWING: LIFE ALL BODILY PARTS FLUIDS AND OTHER BELONGIGS WILL TO LIVE AND BASSICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. ALL 50 THEN REPEAT. DUMP THERE LOOT SOMEWHERE THEN TRACK THEM DOWN RAID THERE WHOLE BASE AND KILL THEM REPEAT AND BOOM. (make sure it's pvp no rules and make sure the PEGOS are high level:).
Pegomastax took your 100 longneck rifle bullets!
Pegomastax took your 1000 naracotics!
Pegomastax took your 6000 hide!
Pegomastax took your girlfriend!
Pegomastax took your social life!
Pegomastax took your house!
Pegomastax took your family!
Pegomastax took your fertilized griffin egg!
(Player) ok that’s where I draw the line
(Player) *pulls out rocket launcher*
You killed a Pegomastax! (level 2 pegomastax)
How a pegostamax encounter goes:
A pego has stole your Rotten Meat
A pego has stole your narcoberries
A pego has stolen your Tek Arnor
A pego has stolen your Saturn V
A pego has stolen Ohio
A pego has stolen copyright
A pego has stolen your health bar
A pego has stolen your everything
The end