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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: Romaing around in a dungeon . When I was Romaing I entered a fight zone with a full inventory.there I saw some pegomastx.
Pegomastx: Let us help you by carrying some of your items .
They all took my items .
Me: I tried to get out of their but I was not able.
Pegomastx: let us help you more they took some more items.
And after some time I died because of thirst.
I tamed 100 trikes on my server, (this server only had my brother and a few of my friends on it) and when I log back into the server, all I see is my 100 trikes dead and a level 150 pegomastex spinning on there dead body, the next thing I thought was you stupid little pest... then it took all my guns and killed me.
I had a lvl256 fertilized lightning wyvern egg
And you can guess what happened on less you live under a bridge 🌉 I will tell you it stole it the died to a giga I only had an argentavis and a few equus one raptor two ptera three dodos what was I supposed to do I lost my only way to control the server the only way to become the alpha of ragnarok the only way to kill the alpha tribe the only way to idk but that stupid pego ruined everything
Was looking for a Lystro to tame and found one. I gave it berries then I’m hit with the Tame naming window for a Pego. I named him thief and took my mejos back. There was another pego there that again took berries from idk who and now I have another. Please welcome Thief and Swiper, and Lucky my Lystro :)
I made a metal ocean platform and one of these little demons come out of nowhere and steal it while I just put in my inventory I thought it was in it so I teleported the ocean biome and can’t find so I looked at the footage (I was recording )( not a big youtuber) and it said metal ocean platform removed .then I deleted my save and friiiiiiiickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Fffrriiccckkk yyyoooouuuu dddddeeeeemmmmonns till this day I kill every single pego demon