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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Omg... one time I was on a beach with GCM mode on and I had a WHOLE LOAD of berries of me. I was sitting beside my dinopithecus and it suddenly said, NAME YOUR PEGOMASTAX. And I was like: what the and I looked beside me and I saw the tamed pegomastax- I mean I’m not disappointed it’s just that like -HOW- lol. And it is a girl, and I use to have a pegomastax named... Sneaky so I’m gonna name it sneaky lol, and maybe it is sneaky cause sneaky was I think lvl 19 and this ones lvl 19 and it was a girl and this one is a girl and it has the same colours as sneaky 0,0 and if anyone was wondering my map was: lost island and my mode was: Singleplayer.
I think everyone in ark has bad memories of these little @#&$s.
Anyway I have a particular bad memory of these little @#&$s so, once I was on crystal isles and I had just tamed a max level barryonyx and I was looking around for pegos so they didn’t steal from me, and I had just cryoed up my Barry and was walking over to my wyvern when this little peep snuck up on me and stole my cryo that had my Barry in it and as usual he was gone.😥😥😥🙄🙄🙄.- RemcoTheQuick
It was a lovely day by the redwoods. I was starting up a new tree base and was prepared to dominate the redwoods with my amazing pump shotgun.
Then this little fucker came.
Came out if nowhere. Grabbed my shotgun and ran off. I started running towards the little asshole and clubbed him out cold. I grabbed my shotgun.
I then realised.
This ugly thing was brave enough to steal a PUMP from someone. This little thing didn't care.
He didn't steal my pump. He stole my heart.
His name's Bilbo. And I love him.