I wonder what they did to my rifle??

Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information

Me: Got your nose!

Pego: And I got your wallet!

Also Pego: *Runs away laughing*

Me: *Still trying to process what the heck just happened*

Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

I tend to accidentally tame them when fighting back :P

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

Pegomastax’s be like

*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: Aw man

*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys

*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN

*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: Elly!

*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Billy, Bobby, no!

*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: No!

*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Man, I’m hungry

*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: How is this still going?!

*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: I’m thirsty

*You were killed*

Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates

*You are now in Pegomastax land*

Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

How a pegostamax encounter goes:

A pego has stole your Rotten Meat

A pego has stole your narcoberries

A pego has stolen your Tek Arnor

A pego has stolen your Saturn V

A pego has stolen Ohio

A pego has stolen copyright

A pego has stolen your health bar

A pego has stolen your everything

The end

This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;

“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”

“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”

“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”

“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”

“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”

“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”

“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”

“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”

“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”

Up if you liked it!