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Pegomastax’s be like

*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: Aw man

*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys

*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN

*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: Elly!

*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Billy, Bobby, no!

*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: No!

*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Man, I’m hungry

*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: How is this still going?!

*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: I’m thirsty

*You were killed*

Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates

*You are now in Pegomastax land*

Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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