I run into these guys ALOT. Normally I ignore them, but one stole my meat and I lost it?. A few days later I'm exploring and run into a raptor and run to the rock just off shore. I escaped to find a new horror, one of these guys was in the rock! I killed it, looked in its inventory, and find, you guessed it my meat?.

Pego: Hey <insert survivor name>.

Me: Sup

Pego: Can I have some meat

Me: Sure

A Pegomastax stole your mastercraft fabricated sniper rifle

DUDE!!! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED MY STONES FOR!!! LOOK AROUND!!! THERE ARE LITERALLY STONES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!🪨

Look how happy he is to see you! Go pet him he will hold your stuff for u :)

The story of how I got my life on ark got ruined. As I was taming one of those THINGS, it stole 2 of my cryopods (lvl 248 giga, and lvl 176 argy) and I thought nothing of as I decided to kill the lowly basterd, but I ran out of view. And by the time I caught up to it poof it de-spawned… bye bye 20+ hours of breeding and lvling… oh and those were my tribe mates Dino’s he let me borrow. Good bye tribe (I got booted) so then I went back to only grinding on single player and not dealing with F***ING PEGOMASTIX. Up point if this made u laugh.

Me: Got your nose!

Pego: And I got your wallet!

Also Pego: *Runs away laughing*

Me: *Still trying to process what the heck just happened*

Like 9 year olds on fortnite, except the berries are credit cards

One stole 300 metal and became encumbered…..

I found my sister in Ark!

Can I... “borrow” your ascendant rifle?

I promise I’ll give it back!

Pegomastax took your 100 longneck rifle bullets!

Pegomastax took your 1000 naracotics!

Pegomastax took your 6000 hide!

Pegomastax took your girlfriend!

Pegomastax took your social life!

Pegomastax took your house!

Pegomastax took your family!

Pegomastax took your fertilized griffin egg!

(Player) ok that’s where I draw the line

(Player) *pulls out rocket launcher*

You killed a Pegomastax! (level 2 pegomastax)

Pegomastax’ name comes from the Greek word Pegos, which means strong, and Mastax, which means jaw. Is what they want you to believe. No, Pegomastax is just a funny way of saying pick all my stacks and I won’t be lied to again

i was making a lot of forges to smelt the metal for an industrial forge and as i went to place the first one one of these little shits steals 15 refineing forges and after i replaced them i kill a pego and it had the forges on it and i just gave up and quit for a few days

This guy waits to show up onto you have filled cryo pods, then there are a billion of them

One time I was playing ark while I was still new, and was walking down the beach at night. And heard this thing scream and it scared the sh** outa me.

-TheBaryonyxHome

Very cute guys. Very attached to mine; he sits on my shoulder like a fluffy scarf. Don't really use him for anything but he's my friend ever since my dimorph fucked off to no mans land.

Bro decided to take 218 fiber and only chose Azul and not mejo berries for dinner.. WHAT YOU YOU WANT THE FIBER AND AN AXE FOR-

“hippity hoppity your ascendant gear is now my property”

These things would suck IRL

First)they would steal your credit cards

Second)when you go to McDonald’s they gonna steal your happy meal

Last)idk what to put here

No silly Billy, that's not a dinosaur.

It's one of my photos from the first grade of junior highschool.