Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
How a pegostamax encounter goes:
A pego has stole your Rotten Meat
A pego has stole your narcoberries
A pego has stolen your Tek Arnor
A pego has stolen your Saturn V
A pego has stolen Ohio
A pego has stolen copyright
A pego has stolen your health bar
A pego has stolen your everything
The end
The story of how I got my life on ark got ruined. As I was taming one of those THINGS, it stole 2 of my cryopods (lvl 248 giga, and lvl 176 argy) and I thought nothing of as I decided to kill the lowly basterd, but I ran out of view. And by the time I caught up to it poof it de-spawned… bye bye 20+ hours of breeding and lvling… oh and those were my tribe mates Dino’s he let me borrow. Good bye tribe (I got booted) so then I went back to only grinding on single player and not dealing with F***ING PEGOMASTIX. Up point if this made u laugh.
I run into these guys ALOT. Normally I ignore them, but one stole my meat and I lost it?. A few days later I'm exploring and run into a raptor and run to the rock just off shore. I escaped to find a new horror, one of these guys was in the rock! I killed it, looked in its inventory, and find, you guessed it my meat?.