Me: walking through the forest on my direwolf
Me: gets off direwolf
Server: you have lost your mastercraft tek mosa saddle and your mastercraft tek Rex saddle
Me: what the heck, looks around
Pegamastax: runs away
when I found that bro I set him on fire and took my stuff back. Then I accidentally tamed one. Then I was like screw this I will KILLL THEM ALL
I run into these guys ALOT. Normally I ignore them, but one stole my meat and I lost it?. A few days later I'm exploring and run into a raptor and run to the rock just off shore. I escaped to find a new horror, one of these guys was in the rock! I killed it, looked in its inventory, and find, you guessed it my meat?.
You have been robed, 6 million fiber!
Ha!I have a their I can always get more
You have been robed, 10000 narcotics!
Pff! Narcotic waste bio toxin yes
You have been robed, 1 bio toxin
I still have 9999999999 more bio toxin yes
You have been robed, cryopoded Rex lvl max
Rexes suck, gigas and allos rock!
You have been robed, tek gear
Wat!!!??? AT LEAST I HAVE ANOTHER SET!!!
You have been robed, rocket launcher!
WUT W-U-T-T-T-T-T WUTTTTT!
You have been robed,cryopoded giga lvl max
Lvl 1 Pegomastax died to a lvl 3 comply
OH! THATS JUST GREAT!!!*BROKE LAP TOP* *FOR some reason laptop works* ur stuff has been given. YES! *little brother throws laptop out of window*
APD: It's Ark Police Department,How can i help you sir.
Me: Someone stole my crossbow.
APD:Did you saw him sir?
Me:yes,he looks like brown mutant lizard or something.
APD:OH! NO! WUT DA HELL! is this going on in this island it's fcking 67th complain against this mutant lizard.
I had just made a Tek mosa saddle and was hauling it twords the dock on my rex to equip it on my mosa (Riptide). I got of my rex (Bloodfang) and was about to the mosa, when a lvl 3 pego takes the saddle. Fck my life.