Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
I run into these guys ALOT. Normally I ignore them, but one stole my meat and I lost it?. A few days later I'm exploring and run into a raptor and run to the rock just off shore. I escaped to find a new horror, one of these guys was in the rock! I killed it, looked in its inventory, and find, you guessed it my meat?.
The story of how I got my life on ark got ruined. As I was taming one of those THINGS, it stole 2 of my cryopods (lvl 248 giga, and lvl 176 argy) and I thought nothing of as I decided to kill the lowly basterd, but I ran out of view. And by the time I caught up to it poof it de-spawned… bye bye 20+ hours of breeding and lvling… oh and those were my tribe mates Dino’s he let me borrow. Good bye tribe (I got booted) so then I went back to only grinding on single player and not dealing with F***ING PEGOMASTIX. Up point if this made u laugh.
Pegomastax took your 100 longneck rifle bullets!
Pegomastax took your 1000 naracotics!
Pegomastax took your 6000 hide!
Pegomastax took your girlfriend!
Pegomastax took your social life!
Pegomastax took your house!
Pegomastax took your family!
Pegomastax took your fertilized griffin egg!
(Player) ok that’s where I draw the line
(Player) *pulls out rocket launcher*
You killed a Pegomastax! (level 2 pegomastax)
These things steal your stuff.
I had a good time and adventure with my dodo Chuck that i tamed on my first day, Chuck has been with me through ups and down fighting rexes and spinos and Chucl would just watch passively cheering me on the sides, one time he almost died by a compy while my Argy Sir Mortimus almost died as well fighting Allos by his self, I chose Chuck over Mortimus and killed that compy harrassing him and watched Chuck charge in the last Allo because i left him on neutral and a dang microraptor stunned me, i held my breath ready to accept death and defeat but Lo!! Chuck charged in with a beak attack on the last Allo that made the difference between life or death and then...the prompt above my screen read "Your lvl 57 Chuck killed a level 98 wild Allosuar" Mortimus landed right on top of Chuck as if to say thank you before flying towards me and dealing with that pesky microraptor. Mortimus looked at me and told me to set up a celebration for Chucks bravery despite the differences in size and strength against a vicious foe and we made plans, I personally congratulated Chucks bravery and told him he would recieve his own pen mansion and a harom of female dodos of his own and a dining room with feeding throughs packed with hand grown berries. I packed Chuck in my cryopod and mounted Sir Mortimus and began leaving the redwood forest until...in the corner of my eye a hidden thylo bouncing from the trees took hold of me and dismounted me from Mortimus, as we touched the grass a lvl 10 pego saw his opportunity and ripped Chuck from my grasp as i was pinned down, the 145 thylo then snapped my neck and easily overpowered my low healthed Mortimus...Mortimus fought bravely trying to unhand me from the stealthy cat...it was not enough as he died bravely and the whereabouts of Chuck is unknown in the clutches of his kidnapper...ive searched for days to find my brave friend but to no avail. I stand at their gravestones with the rest of my tames in honor and respect to our short lived heroes whos adventures together has just started. My dear ole friend and saviour Chuck and sir Mortimus will live on in legends. I built Chucks pen mansion as a parting gift and his harom tends to his belongings, it wouldnt be right if i didnt and his would be ladies swear they will never reproduce honoring their master and hero Chuck the dodo. I want revenge on all the pegos but I know in my heart that Chuck would dissaprove greatly on my changing behaviour if ever i wrought havoc on the pegos kind, I could hear his squaks and coos telling me that it was just his time coming. My dear friend if your still out there i want you to know that your never forgotten and that i forgive your captors...i just wish you were still with me...in memory eternal...Chuck.