Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

These little shits stole a 123 and 150 gigantopithecus so sad

Me:has a giga egg
Pego:see’s it
Me:don’t u dare
Pego:hippity hoppity ur giga egg is now my property
Me:FLIP!

How to kill a pego
Step 1:get a master craft long neck
Step 2:aim your gun
Step 3:FIRE
Step 4:get a giga to loot the body just in case it’s still alive
Step 5:play crab rave

SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING (Dora reference if you didn’t have a childhood like me)

Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer

Me:yay I finally crafted the blueprint of a shotgun
Pego: oooooo good stuff
The moment you realized you messed up
Pego:thank you for the gun
Me:nooooooo
You were killed by a pegomastax holding a gun level100000000000

Okay please tell me how can a small creature have the enough strength and power to take a BOHEMETH GATEWAY and put it in a sack and run off as if it’s no ones business looking like me when I get food from the kitchen at 3am