Pegomastax has stolen 15 wood.
I didn’t need that anyway.
Pegomastax has stolen 20 narcotics.
I can always make new ones.
Pegomastax has stolen Mastercraft Longneck Rifle.
OH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ....
Ok so my bro told me about these. He was glad they weren’t on ARK mobile. Little thieves he said. So the knucklehead I am presents you a story from the AMPD (ARK Mobile Police Department).
I’m doing a dungeon and the server is casual. Thank Goodness. They steal my choice meds. Eggs. And anything else I’d found there. I kill them and start thinking.
ME: Eerie pegomastaxes
MYSELF: Perfect little thieves for raiding
I: Pick up the implants and revive them
So I revive one and it starts stealing my bios. So I try and shoot it to sleep.
The server glitched and I couldn’t tame it or kill it. 5 minutes later 34 amber was laying on the ground dead.
-The Night Assassin