Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

Ok so these thing’s always taking my thatch but some times they take the stuff I actually need and so I will chase theses monstrosity’s and kill them for the fun of it

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

A wild pegomastax has stolen 24 rotten meat. "Meh"

A wild pegomastax has stolen 4 narcotics. "Uhm... meh"

A wild pegomastax has stolen mastercraft longneck rifle. "GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

The story of how I got my life on ark got ruined. As I was taming one of those THINGS, it stole 2 of my cryopods (lvl 248 giga, and lvl 176 argy) and I thought nothing of as I decided to kill the lowly basterd, but I ran out of view. And by the time I caught up to it poof it de-spawned… bye bye 20+ hours of breeding and lvling… oh and those were my tribe mates Dino’s he let me borrow. Good bye tribe (I got booted) so then I went back to only grinding on single player and not dealing with F***ING PEGOMASTIX. Up point if this made u laugh.

“hippity hoppity your ascendant gear is now my property”

I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.

I have 32 pegomastax waiting to rob me more and tame themselves

Me, in creative mode: *Spawns in tamed pego*

pego: *Name glitches and starts levitating*

pego: y̴̛̺ō̸̥̳͝ü̷̘̹ ̶̢͇̚f̴̟̦̑̽o̶̤̟̊̊ơ̵̧̆l̶̛̟̟,̷͔̑̀ ̸̺̿y̸̫͊̋͜o̵͚̓̚ȗ̸̧̺͒ ̷̧̗͌̆h̷͔̍a̶̝̩͗͗v̶̠̂ė̸̘̰̈́ ̴̪̆ǹ̵̫̝͝ó̸̥̪t̴͍̊̔ ̵̖͆́͜s̵͙͊͐͜ǘ̷̢̼m̸͍̔͝m̶̞̰̀͠o̵̠̦͊n̵̖͌̾e̴̻͇̕͝d̴̹̦͠ ̸͕̗͋ă̷̦̔ ̷̭͓̿͠n̵̠̒o̶̖̾r̸͈͛͘m̷̯̗̅à̴̝ĺ̸̬ ̶̡̫̓c̴͈̤͠r̷̮͐͝é̷͎̕ą̵̳̈́t̵̢̒̂ŭ̷͍̮͊r̵̮͈̀͝ë̸͔̺́̚ ̶͖̹͑y̶̱̓̊o̷̮̠̓̽ű̴͕̲̐ ̷̙̀h̵̠̫̑͑a̵̤̩̎v̶̺͓̓̉ḛ̷̜͌̽ ̷̛͈̲̓s̷͖͠ṷ̷̐̓m̷͍̚̕m̶̮͊o̵̹̾n̶͉̮̈́̈e̷̥͒̕d̴͓̈̆ ̴̦̇̊ȧ̵͚͝ ̷̪͇͂g̴̗͝ö̷͔̗́d̷̠̏̎.