Rockwell: Mwahaha I will take all contro- oh hello. Who are you?

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Rockwell: Mwahaha I will take all contro- oh hello. Who are you?

Nolgin: nom nom * latches on Rockwell’s head *

Rockwell: I AM A FARTY DUM DUM *punch smack punch*

Also Rockwell: *pushes SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON*

Ship: BOOOOOOM KRASH CRRRRSSSSSHH

Rockwell died

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