Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Ok I have a short story here goes nothing:
Once upon a time a miserable survivor was hunting. He got stuck in a cave and found a cavern full of webs. “Oh come on. Webs equal spiders, and spiders equal broodmother lystrix, and that equals me dead and…” suddenly the man heard a clicking sound. Then voices.
“Mmmmmmm… who ordered a survivor from Uber eats?” The man slowly turned around and saw a cluster of bloodstalkers. “NonononodontletmediepleaselordIneedtolivenodontletmeDIIIIIIE!”
*gurtual crunching and slurping”
The end! (Don’t read this before bed)
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