Me) Well hello there nolgin!

Nolgin) #($*;,#)’”*. *Well hello there, evening snack!*

Friend) ummm does anyone speak nolgin

Nolgin) $*$&#&* *I do! Pick me!

Me) oh I just think it wants a tummy rub. Wright wittle bwuddy?

Nolgin)&*$&#*$&#*&$&*! *OH NO YOU DIDN’T chomp*

Friend) WHAT HAPPE- chomp*

The end