Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Megapithecus Taming Calculator
Taming & KO
Sep 4, 2017
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Oct 30, 2017
Watch out for that hole in the boss arena, i have lost many rex’s to that hole.
Feb 17, 2018
Looks like someone used Microsoft paint then they made the face
Jan 7, 2018
Great way to kill dinos and yourself
Aug 18, 2018
When I first looked at I was like Dad?
Apr 9, 2018
Ya no I see it and I shout HELL NO
May 31, 2018
Harambe does lots of damage so bring high level bring yutyranus
Jul 17, 2018
Remember, don’t call Apes monkeys. They take great offense to it.
Jul 9, 2018
Basically a yeti. 0/10, plus came with a giant hole in shipping. Don't buy.
Jul 12, 2018
Me: I think these Rex's can kill the gorilla boss
4:32 minutes later
*closes ark and restarts server*
Me: time to fire up some battlefield
Jan 20, 2018
That moment when you walk up the stairs.
Oct 29, 2018
When I lose my megapithicus to a dodo level 1
God is that you
Sep 1, 2018
Tried with 25 pigs lost a lot of pigs that day
Mar 24, 2018
Don’t kill this boss, it’s committing harambe all over again
Nov 5, 2018
Harumbay does lots of damage so bring lots of children to distract it and then just punch it in the face it will be so pleased
4 weeks ago
I think iT was save i looked and see a yeti i was like NOPE!
Jan 5, 2019
Since wen did they add hulk and put fur on him?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 9, 2019
To kill, let some dumb parents bring they’re son and let him fall in, boom
Jan 7, 2018
Bring all your dinos don't worry they will die and so will you