Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator

Curious George has had enough....

Megapithicus’s origin story

Dora: Hi boots!

Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!

Dora: Wow! Element!

Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*

Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!

Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora

Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*

Dora: Booooots!!!

Boots: Bow or perish mortal!

Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!

Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!

Dora: Boots! Wait!

Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*

The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains

Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!

Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.

🦍

Donkey Kong has made it to ark!

I know a way to tame it without force tame I saw this in a movie once. Step one: go to the mega pithecus arena. Step two: make you tribe mates dress as Indians and tie you to a pole. Step four: scream and let the monkey grab you. Step five: let it take you to the top of the arena and do some tricks for it and wait for it to become your friend. And that’s how you tame the big monkey.

This killed me when I was in creative.

This is what happened to King Kong

Watch out for that hole in the boss arena, i have lost many rex’s to that hole.

Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*

Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind

Me: no I don’t- wait

Reject humanity.. Return to monkey..

Curious George… on steroids he had plenty of em

A dodo is smarter than this because a dodo has enough intelligence to be tamed while this thing does not

When I first looked at I was like Dad?

Big monkey man ate my dodo supply wrecked my base and danced off into the sunset...

Thank you WildCard very cool.

Looks like someone used Microsoft paint then they made the face

Just use a club and narcos or biotoxin if high level

This guy is tough coz I nearly lost my level 5 dodo

I love too yeet.

The yeet so sweet.

Turn up the heat, and

Drop the beet.

Yeet

Yeet

Yeet

Oh yeeeet

Yeet

Yeet

Yeet

Oh yeeeet

I aint no yeti.

Cause i am ready.

To yeet some players.

Oh im so steady.

Yeet those players.

Chuck’em faaar

Yeet those player.

To the staaars

Yeet those players.

Chuck’em faaar

Cause i hit harder than a 2 ton car.

I love to yeet.

The yeet so sweet.

Turn up the heat, and

Drop the beat.

The Megapithecus song

— The Wyvern King

Great way to kill dinos and yourself