Ark making this Monke

Ark: we need a boss

Employee:maybe for the snow

Ark:like a bear

Employee: maybe like a yeti but big

Ark: hmm so you said a giant yeti that throws rock and has the ability to spawn 50000000 smol yetis

Employee: WAIT NO NO

Player: oh ark got an update let’s see what animal is here oh a bug monkey wait why is it holding a rock let me fly wait NO NO NO NO ,,, Timmy was killed Timmy has deleted ark

Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator

Curious George has had enough....

Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.

Megapithicus’s origin story

Dora: Hi boots!

Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!

Dora: Wow! Element!

Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*

Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!

Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora

Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*

Dora: Booooots!!!

Boots: Bow or perish mortal!

Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!

Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!

Dora: Boots! Wait!

Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*

The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains

Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!

Donkey Kong has made it to ark!

This killed me when I was in creative.

This is what happened to King Kong

🦍

Watch out for that hole in the boss arena, i have lost many rex’s to that hole.