What are some funny jokes or stories about the megapithecus? Funny megapithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Looks like someone used Microsoft paint then they made the face
Great way to kill dinos and yourself
You uh got a little somethin on your shoulder buddy...
This guy : exist
Mejoseptis : u fat discrase!!
Redwood ape: hold ur horses, this dudes strong and will kill u
Yeti: hold my beer
This guy: uhhh
Mejoseptis come here u little-
Redwood ape: I told u shut up!!
Yeti: now u listen to me, ima deafeat this chump an-
Mejoseptis : I shall deafeat him!!!!!!!
Yeti: no me!!!redwood ape guys guys calm down
This guy has left the chat
Basically a yeti. 0/10, plus came with a giant hole in shipping. Don't buy.
Oh george from rampage what did they do to you
A vai ser triste matar esse bicho (pq ajente pode perder todos os pets)
E vai ser triste
King Kong has been unleashed while Godzilla the magmas our was waiting since 2018 for the fight
By far the easiest boss...
Just bring birds and rexes for a sky and land attack
Me: I think these Rex's can kill the gorilla boss
4:32 minutes later
*closes ark and restarts server*
Me: time to fire up some battlefield
Hmm mr mankey I will tame you. Me tries to tame and fails then after 24 hours of non stop work I find out it is untameable
Harambe does lots of damage so bring high level bring yutyranus
U need your ex gf and some yutys
King king 2005 is back but he’s white as my butt.
Remember, don’t call Apes monkeys. They take great offense to it.
Seems like granny just got mutated
Ya no I see it and I shout HELL NO
This thicc boi ripped my bird in half
This animal is a real albino king Kong