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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megapithecus? Funny megapithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I love too yeet.
The yeet so sweet.
Turn up the heat, and
Drop the beet.
Yeet
Yeet
Yeet
Oh yeeeet
Yeet
Yeet
Yeet
Oh yeeeet
I aint no yeti.
Cause i am ready.
To yeet some players.
Oh im so steady.
Yeet those players.
Chuck’em faaar
Yeet those player.
To the staaars
Yeet those players.
Chuck’em faaar
Cause i hit harder than a 2 ton car.
I love to yeet.
The yeet so sweet.
Turn up the heat, and
Drop the beat.
The Megapithecus song
— The Wyvern King
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