Big monkey man ate my dodo supply wrecked my base and danced off into the sunset...

Thank you WildCard very cool.

Great way to kill dinos and yourself

I think the Meso hit a little to much of that element

Basically a yeti. 0/10, plus came with a giant hole in shipping. Don't buy.

The reason giant barrel's should exist in ark

What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.

You uh got a little somethin on your shoulder buddy...

He looks like a toxic fortnite kid that....you know....would just ....

“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!” And tell you to go F yourself.......all in one breath

Has anyone even thought about bringing a diploticus and shove it off the map?

Me: I think these Rex's can kill the gorilla boss

4:32 minutes later

*closes ark and restarts server*

Me: time to fire up some battlefield

Harambe does lots of damage so bring high level bring yutyranus

I love too yeet.

The yeet so sweet.

Turn up the heat, and

Drop the beet.

Yeet

Yeet

Yeet

Oh yeeeet

Yeet

Yeet

Yeet

Oh yeeeet

I aint no yeti.

Cause i am ready.

To yeet some players.

Oh im so steady.

Yeet those players.

Chuck’em faaar

Yeet those player.

To the staaars

Yeet those players.

Chuck’em faaar

Cause i hit harder than a 2 ton car.

I love to yeet.

The yeet so sweet.

Turn up the heat, and

Drop the beat.

The Megapithecus song

— The Wyvern King

GEORGE NO MORE STEROIDS

Curious george was zapped into ark along with the rest of the dudes….. •survival montage• furious george

By far the easiest boss...

Just bring birds and rexes for a sky and land attack

Remember, don’t call Apes monkeys. They take great offense to it.

King Kong has arrived to kill your whole team

Monke

Dododex, I have 'more words' it's called

Monke Monke Monke

Me and my friend were going to fight the dragon but we ended up fighting all three

This guy : exist

Mejoseptis : u fat discrase!!

Redwood ape: hold ur horses, this dudes strong and will kill u

Yeti: hold my beer

This guy: uhhh

Mejoseptis come here u little-

Redwood ape: I told u shut up!!

Yeti: now u listen to me, ima deafeat this chump an-

Mejoseptis : I shall deafeat him!!!!!!!

Yeti: no me!!!redwood ape guys guys calm down

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