Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun* Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be…
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Ark making this Monke
Ark: we need a boss
Employee:maybe for the snow
Ark:like a bear
Employee: maybe like a yeti but big
Ark: hmm so you said a giant yeti that throws rock and has the ability to spawn 50000000 smol yetis
Employee: WAIT NO NO
Player: oh ark got an update let’s see what animal is here oh a bug monkey wait why is it holding a rock let me fly wait NO NO NO NO ,,, Timmy was killed Timmy has deleted ark
Megapithicus’s origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!