Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*
Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind
Me: no I don’t- wait
Is this a ark pvper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Big monkey go boom boom
Yeti on steroids
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.
But most importantly
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.