Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*
Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind
Me: no I don’t- wait
Is this a ark pvper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Big monkey go boom boom
Yeti on steroids
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
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What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He choncc
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
