He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He choncc

🦍

You can turn your character like this when customizing. Make the body and everything short except for arms.

What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.

Another situation where the monkey find the steroid stash.

Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*

Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind

Me: no I don’t- wait

Donkey Kong has made it to ark!

King Kong has arrived to kill your whole team

Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.