Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Big monkey man ate my dodo supply wrecked my base and danced off into the sunset...
Thank you WildCard very cool.
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Gorrila glue in retirementβ¦AND STEROIDS
Is it possible to beat gamma with 1 tek rex?
My rex has 150k health and 1200 melee
Is it possible?
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
Megapithicusβs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iβll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraβs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
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This killed me when I was in creative.
This is what happened to King Kong