Am a gorilla yehanhdjdjdffd. Ccxxxxx

Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator

Ark making this Monke

Ark: we need a boss

Employee:maybe for the snow

Ark:like a bear

Employee: maybe like a yeti but big

Ark: hmm so you said a giant yeti that throws rock and has the ability to spawn 50000000 smol yetis

Employee: WAIT NO NO

Player: oh ark got an update let’s see what animal is here oh a bug monkey wait why is it holding a rock let me fly wait NO NO NO NO ,,, Timmy was killed Timmy has deleted ark

Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.

Megapithicus’s origin story

Dora: Hi boots!

Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!

Dora: Wow! Element!

Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*

Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!

Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora

Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*

Dora: Booooots!!!

Boots: Bow or perish mortal!

Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!

Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!

Dora: Boots! Wait!

Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*

The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains

Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!

Donkey Kong has made it to ark!

This killed me when I was in creative.

This is what happened to King Kong

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