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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Curious George has had enough....
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Megapithicusβs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iβll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraβs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
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Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
I know a way to tame it without force tame I saw this in a movie once. Step one: go to the mega pithecus arena. Step two: make you tribe mates dress as Indians and tie you to a pole. Step four: scream and let the monkey grab you. Step five: let it take you to the top of the arena and do some tricks for it and wait for it to become your friend. And thatβs how you tame the big monkey.
This killed me when I was in creative.
This is what happened to King Kong
Watch out for that hole in the boss arena, i have lost many rexβs to that hole.