Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I know a way to tame it without force tame I saw this in a movie once. Step one: go to the mega pithecus arena. Step two: make you tribe mates dress as Indians and tie you to a pole. Step four: scream and let the monkey grab you. Step five: let it take you to the top of the arena and do some tricks for it and wait for it to become your friend. And thatโs how you tame the big monkey.
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Gorrila glue in retirementโฆAND STEROIDS
Is it possible to beat gamma with 1 tek rex?
My rex has 150k health and 1200 melee
Is it possible?
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
Megapithicusโs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iโll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraโs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
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This killed me when I was in creative.
This is what happened to King Kong