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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I saw one and I freaked out because I knew what was going to happen so it picks up my parasaur and eats it alive so I run as fast as I can and crouch as low as I could and I was about a half mile away and it still seen so dont try to sneak up on these bad boys at night so it killed me then two days pass and I was determined to tame It so I began to work and set a booby trap while it slept I was about a lvl 35 or 40 and then I woke it up and led it to the booby trap and trapped it then I knocked it out and now she's living her dream at my base she's lvl 97 has 6,125 hp and 308% melee so she's a beast killed a bronto with 3 chomps and a rex with 5 chomps that's the end of the story
Once ı was wiht my two friends and there were five megalasaurus they runed at us ı run to my argy and left my friends behind they died and at the base they got angry when we heard a sound and it was the megalasaurus group they killed all our tames and we had to leave it felt soo funny to me but my friends they were not