So I saw one and I freaked out because I knew what was going to happen so it…
So I saw one and I freaked out because I knew what was going to happen so it picks up my parasaur and eats it alive so I run as fast as I can and crouch as low as I could and I was about a half mile away and it still seen so dont try to sneak up on these bad boys at night so it killed me then two days pass and I was determined to tame It so I began to work and set a booby trap while it slept I was about a lvl 35 or 40 and then I woke it up and led it to the booby trap and trapped it then I knocked it out and now she's living her dream at my base she's lvl 97 has 6,125 hp and 308% melee so she's a beast killed a bronto with 3 chomps and a rex with 5 chomps that's the end of the story
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Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald: