Me: NO DON'T HIT IT

My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks

Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!

My friend: *hit him with a pickaxe*

He: What in...*fall asleep again

My friend: Funny! I will do it again!

Him: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!

My friend: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!

Me: *bola him and run away*