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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2018-08-04T23:02:57+00:00

I was carrying my dodo with my Megalosaurus but then......

he killed Arnold :( they do damage to your tames when carrying them that I learned

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-15T14:00:30+00:00

When they’re not taking their cats but when their tamed bloodthirsty

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2019-09-09T22:35:30+00:00

I was playing Extinction and I was trying to tame one of these (I just started) and I had to fight 4 kaprosuchus and a sarco. He woke up. My tapWhat a was killed. I tried to fight. X_X

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-07T15:35:12+00:00

This looks like a baby they really look like baby dinosaur the megalosaurus in ark

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-20T15:00:11+00:00

He has giga eye’s on night

He rage on night

He’s name is

NIGHT REAPER

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-09T21:31:43+00:00

Me sees megalosaurus hits it with pick

Megalosaurus wakes up and narrows its eyes at me then goes back to sleep

Me hits it again

Megalosaur alright I’ve had enough

Me ahhhh

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-19T06:55:43+00:00

I tried taming an arthropleura with my megalosaurus.but before the arthropleura is tamed day time starts and my megalo slowly falls asleep.so it's quite impossible for me to tame a arthro.

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2018-01-30T11:30:24+00:00

tamed a lvl 100 saber with raw meat just to see it get grabbed and eaten by tbis shit? ARK STAHP

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-08T00:34:26+00:00

The story of the ugly yuti.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-03T00:38:46+00:00

WOW, IT'S A RIDABLE OP FLOOF, I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-12T01:57:58+00:00

“Oh hey a rock” Famous last words

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-04T16:13:49+00:00

Name him megaolavinia then name yourself frisk and name your jeroba as chara (laughts in undertale*)

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2020-07-23T02:02:45+00:00

Literally EVERYONE: this beast ate my argy!

Me: dude, just keep it chasing you while flying away from it with a pteranodon at day!

Everyone who was a supposed ‘pro’: WElL I DIdn’T KnoW ThAT

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-05-12T17:33:48+00:00

ITS SO CUTE WHEN IT SLEEPS O MA GAAAAAAAH *explodes from cuteness overload*

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-09T21:10:58+00:00

Your dead if you don’t be aware of dis boi o especially at night lost my 176 ten raptor to a level 20 was a noob at the time and saw it looked at it saw it was level 20 then I thought easy claps it was NIGHTTIME THAN he ripped his guts out by grasping him in his jaw and shook him very violently

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-02-25T05:09:15+00:00

How to tame number 1: grab big bola and trap it and hit till tamable number 2: enjoy

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-22T19:22:40+00:00

how can this thing carry stuff 😎

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-05T22:17:17+00:00

So I was riding arthro and I had crossbow out long story short rip arthro 😂

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-25T23:01:59+00:00

Pet The Tiny Sleepy Fluff Rex, It doesn’t bite : 3

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-22T12:39:48+00:00

This is a Dino that forgot to shave