Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
It was night and I was getting resources and I hate it because I thought it was a block then it started attacking me then there was three then I knock them both out and now their names are The hidden Rock
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ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
I want this floof so bad but I can't find them not even in central cave where they commonly spawn π
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald: