Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-21T01:10:59+00:00

I get killed by this thing every time but still decide to use water to escape the carnotaurus

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2018-08-15T21:31:58+00:00

Alpha Megalodon = kills your tame, kills you, kills everyone on your server...if you see it...run...

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-10-20T19:50:46+00:00

Taming dilos one runs to water (Megladon):Chomp! Dilos dead

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-23T04:38:56+00:00

Me and the bois TIiME To GeT A CoLEcAnThUS. Dips toe in water: Oh I forgot my toes are dirty: Meg POV: gimme does toes. When he gets close up and can see the toes are dirty. The Meg be like: WHAT THE CRAP

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-16T19:22:17+00:00

I am meg

I am wiggle

I eat you

You tame me

I die from other meg

I am meg

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-15T06:11:35+00:00

We're gonna need a bigger ichty

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-30T08:13:20+00:00

Me:puts one foot in water*

*50 megalodons jump out of water*

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-28T15:39:36+00:00

When I went to go get fish meat a group of other megalodon starting chomping me so I ran away thinking that my megalodon would die it is a god!!!!!!!

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2019-02-20T00:38:40+00:00

Tamed a pink one called fluffy. First water game, lvl120. I was so excited to go hunting with it and when I returned with the saddle it was gone. Check the tribe log every day. Not dead. He’s out there #BringBackFluffy

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-20T18:26:19+00:00

I saw one of those and I freaked (I have galeaphobia)

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-20T03:37:25+00:00

#bringbackfluffy.

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-13T08:43:57+00:00

Ello I'm bruce and I've not eaten a fish in 3 weeks.

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2019-09-14T18:03:16+00:00

This is another situation where you bola your tribe mate amd swim away

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-21T05:58:48+00:00

They killed my perfect tame basilosuar because I forgot to put it on neutral and all of my dolphins I then proceeded to kill every shark I could find and wiped the ocean clean of the cursed overweight goldfish. R.I.P bubbles, jet stream, big boi ,the first, practical joke, time saver, super sonic and Bazil leaves (the z is intended)

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2019-06-25T15:49:55+00:00

Baby shark do do do do... is going to kill you

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2019-05-29T19:24:42+00:00

I thought megalodons were supposed to be around 60 feet long

Get your facts right wildcard

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-23T16:46:13+00:00

another great situation where you throw your dodo in the water and watch the sharks come up

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-22T23:48:13+00:00

First the dodo and now this what has Ark become

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-04-22T23:47:46+00:00

The megalodon looks nothing like it’s profile picture

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-20T18:52:32+00:00

Stuck on beach. Killed Triceratop