Who else hears the jaws song in their head every single time they see a megoladon. Literally me dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

How to know ARK is complete BS in some cases for starters. This thing literally is in the rivers 24 seven which it should not be since last time I checked it’s bigger than a T-Rex but at the same time it looks like a normal great white so logic ain’t logic.

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

I made mine a saddle then ran into an aquatic beast. I was at the deepest point of ark and had a life vest just in case I ran into this exact scenario. I let go and started to float. Still floating.

— plastic bag

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life