Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me:right!time to swim! *jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!π₯Ά Brrrrr…
Me:right!time to swim!
*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!π₯Ά
Brrrrr imma get out...
Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.
Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HEEERE! Β°βΒ°
Shark: Nom nom nom nom nom that's mah lunch finished!
Me: hey look mah dodo!
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More Megalodon Funny Tips
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"
(Copyright disney finding nemo)
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said