To everyone who thinks the megalodon is undersized it's actually the same as the conservative estimate for megalodon size so it's the right size. It just seems small because every other ocean predator is oversized.
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
Benbleeple you bad talk a very good game and your like “oh shut up it’s just my opinion” well guess what? You bad talk ark and you bad talk me so get lost. You are in the wrong and you might start a dodoex war so pack your bags and leave. -lava 😎
YOU ARE TRASH BENPEADLES the raptors are utahraptors dummy. Also you wanna make some stegos fight other stegos? The game is fine. Your a baby past their bed time. Even Dora is to mature for you. Also what are you talking about “scorched earth,genesis, abberation are bad”…
YOU ARE TRASH BENPEADLES the raptors are utahraptors dummy. Also you wanna make some stegos fight other stegos? The game is fine. Your a baby past their bed time. Even Dora is to mature for you. Also what are you talking about “scorched earth,genesis, abberation are bad”
Go die in a hole. Scorched earth is fun. You wanna make a Dino game? I’d love to see you try. Now go cry to your mama before I make you. -lava 😎🤬💪🏻🦖🦕
This isn’t funny but as a answer do this budzeedle dude:
Megalodon and mosasaurus were close in size also ALL MARINE ANIMALS IN ARK ARE TO SMALL SO GET THE FREAK USED TO IT. also all animals in ark are fake like the Rex isn’t a real creature. Seriously check explorer…
This isn’t funny but as a answer do this budzeedle dude:
Megalodon and mosasaurus were close in size also ALL MARINE ANIMALS IN ARK ARE TO SMALL SO GET THE FREAK USED TO IT. also all animals in ark are fake like the Rex isn’t a real creature. Seriously check explorer notes so shut your yap. Also mosasaurus is TO SMALL it is way bigger in real life. The mososaurus is also bigger than the megalodon. So budzeegle I suggest you don’t talk. Don’t bother down voting this. I just came in megalodon to make a joke about jaws but you had to waste my time. Now goodbye -lava
(Megalodon fin shows up)
Me: hey friend you should tame the itchy over there.
Friend: ok
(Friend gets in water)
DUN DUN
(Friend gets farther)
DUNNA DUNNA
(Friend sees Meg) NANANANANANANANNA
“Your tribe mate ———- was killed by Meg”
Later I tamed the Meg and named it jaws. I made his room right next to the shark forever.
I once saw a megalodon vs a megalodon
Jaws or sea dog ? I think a sea dog
Just one of these creatures is dangerous, so lead it out to the shore, trap it, then knock it out, these creatures don’t eat prime meat, just fish and normal meat.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat (jaws reference)
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
That’s when the attack comes not from the back but from the side
Me
I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.....
IOI IS MAX OOOOOOOF !:( OOOOÒOOOOF
Tamed mine with fish meat by mistake 😢
Food are fish not friends don't believe the sharks
Kinda like a great white shark on steroids
The ocean seemed peaceful till you saw this guy you forgot about look at you if so SWIM if high level
Me:*puts toe in water for 0.00000000000000.1 second*
Every meg on map:Hola
Those two alpha megs:bonjour
Beginner: Oh my gosh get out of the water it's a megaladon!
Level 60: Ooh! Megalodon tasty!
Pewdiepie: HE CANT JUST KILL ME!!!
(Upv.ote if you get it)
Step 1: Get a bigger boat
(In event that a bigger boat is not present, it is not recommended to take a swim with these guys)