Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Food are fish not friends don't believe the sharks
More Megalodon Funny Tips
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
Weβre gonna need a bigger boat..
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?