I made mine a saddle then ran into an aquatic beast. I was at the deepest point of ark and had a life vest just in case I ran into this exact scenario. I let go and started to float. Still floating.

— plastic bag

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)

Destiny:OK

Me: *gets on basilo*

Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*

Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'

All other megs: hurrah!

Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.

Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.

Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.

*cool battle music*

*baby shark starts to play*

Everyone: huh?

Also everyone: attack!!!!

Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*

Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...

Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!

Me: yup there's the twist ._.

Destiny: *chomp*

Ark: oh, um, how?

Destiny: *chomp*

Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"

Me: I just wanted silica pearls.

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life