You call this a meg its a great white Megs are biggest SHARK
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
Real men tame a level 300 megalodon with cooked fish meat.
Baby shak doo doo mommy shark doo doo
I was riding on a raft early game with my dilophosaurus but it fell off. I wasn’t worried since it was following me but then I see a giant fin some 20 feet away and see Your Dilophosaurus-level 4 was killed by a Megalodon-level 12. RIP Jack
Me and my sister were using a campfire and we saw a megalodon beach itself and die R.I.P
Me: friend wanna help me tame a mega London? Friend: sure me: lets go with our birds friend: umm dude mega London is a bird me: no it’s a land creature ( 100 years later ) ( me and my friend died because to much stress relief)
It’s the dick of the sea, I needed more words
One megaldon was at a rock and i hit and it did not attack me. I Was able to kill it.
I found one that was completely passive, I swam right up to it and it didn't care even when I started shooting it, I assume this is a bug but either way it's good for me :)
I was taming a lvl 49 Meg in single player and it seemed like a pretty high level to me so i felt like taming it cuz I don't got no other megs and eventhough it took more than an hour I spend valuable time protecting it from gay mantas and other shit and I got a bonus 10…
I was taming a lvl 49 Meg in single player and it seemed like a pretty high level to me so i felt like taming it cuz I don't got no other megs and eventhough it took more than an hour I spend valuable time protecting it from gay mantas and other shit and I got a bonus 10 levels after the tame and jus as I was brining it back home... I heard the music playing and I was like "its prob some low level Meg" (I didn't hev engram points to make a saddle... So I made it follow my raft)... I thought he would destroy dat thing and follow me... But wen I went under to check... He was basically being gang banged by fuking 10-20 megs.... For no fuking reason these many megs fuking spawned.... Wtf... Some explain pls
Oh no a shark!! And I only have 120% oxygen!!! How will I ever outrun it?! *makes it back to shore
Whoever says this thing is too small, they are wrong
If only it was the "giga of the sea"
definition of annoying and useless. but free xp for your brand new Krakens!
I tamed one of these and as soon as I did it swam away and never came back :(
Baby shark dooododoooodooo mommy shark doodoo daddy shark crap crap crap megalodon oh shit shit shit
Copyright me or not, here i come
Baby Shark!
Doo
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Do
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Doo!
Baby Shark!
Mommy Shark!
Doo
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Doo!
Mommy Shark!
~ CPG (I am so sorry)