Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This isn’t funny but as a answer do this budzeedle dude:
Megalodon and mosasaurus were close in size also ALL MARINE ANIMALS IN ARK ARE TO SMALL SO GET THE FREAK USED TO IT. also all animals in ark are fake like the Rex isn’t a real creature. Seriously check explorer notes so shut your yap. Also mosasaurus is TO SMALL it is way bigger in real life. The mososaurus is also bigger than the megalodon. So budzeegle I suggest you don’t talk. Don’t bother down voting this. I just came in megalodon to make a joke about jaws but you had to waste my time. Now goodbye -lava
(Megalodon fin shows up)
Me: hey friend you should tame the itchy over there.
Friend: ok
(Friend gets in water)
DUN DUN
(Friend gets farther)
DUNNA DUNNA
(Friend sees Meg) NANANANANANANANNA
“Your tribe mate ———- was killed by Meg”
Later I tamed the Meg and named it jaws. I made his room right next to the shark forever.
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.
Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.
Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.
*cool battle music*
*baby shark starts to play*
Everyone: huh?
Also everyone: attack!!!!
Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*
Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...
Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!
Me: yup there's the twist ._.
Destiny: *chomp*
Ark: oh, um, how?
Destiny: *chomp*
Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"
Me: I just wanted silica pearls.