I’m thinking about starting a mega rabies epidemic on my cluster by just spreading it around all the servers

Can we all agree on calling this a Moschops on drugs? Please- IT'S A CRACKCHOP

Random dude make ing documentary: Ah yes, a wild giant rabies Komodo dragon I. It’s natural habitat. It churches toward its prey…

Me: DUDE UR ITS PREY RUN!!!!!!!

Him: Shh! I’m trying to film this thing- OH GOD UR RIGHT!!!!

And that’s how that dude died.

Well one day with my friend I was riding a wyvern wile my friend was riding an argy and we found these giant lizzards and my friend said they are really good but then we went down to catch one..... We DIED:| but we did kill them and get our Dino's back

Friend: may I pet your lizard? Me: sure you can.

Friend: Oh awesome he's so scaly and big!

Me : Oh wait he has rabbies.

Friend: WWWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT why would you let me pet him?

Me: it's funny.

Friend:ok bud that's enough.

Text message from rabbies to friend: Your highly contagious of Mega Rabies!

Friend: WHAT what is MEGA RABIES?

Megalania: (after Friend dies of mega rabies) hey Friend mind of you say hello to my friends onyc and titanoboa?

Friend: sure..... oh hello onyc and titanoboa!

Onyc and titanoboa: HI WhAtS Up???? Here's this paper.

Friend: *reads it* We will gladly reun your day!! (They can't spell good) what those ruen mean?

Onyc and titanoboa: YoU FeLl InTo ArE TrAp.,.¡!!!¡

Friend: What?

Titanoboa: nom

Onyc: nom nom nom

Friend : (fell asleep and has mega rabbies) "bruh"

Arthropluera: spits (breaks all his flak armor)

Friend: noooooooooooooooooo.

Araono (don't know how to spell it let's just call it spider)

Spider: guys step back I can finish the job.

Friend: Is that a giant spider? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Spider: 😋 delicious.

Me: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

This is what caused Mount Tambora to Erupt

Warning: will give you coronavirus

Rip the Kapros holding these Komodo dragons on steroids high in the air

Megalania be like:Hug

Me be like: NOPE

Lizards on steroids

Peace full

Don’t worry, this is just my pet gecko

If you want to die in ark call 9847-mega-rabies

Noob: Oh look a moschops! Mega: Sneef sneef Noob: Goes up to 'Moschops' Here's some Mejoberries! Mega: Grrr Noob: Oh no he's mean! Mega: Grrrr! Noob: Slaps Mega with a fish. Mega: NOM. -Boa

Tried to go caving, jumped from above, reached for my bola, game over cuz…

These things are lonely and have no friends, go up to one and hug it. Make sure to hit it with an arrow to make it in love and it will come up to you. If you die, it's from the contagious love of hugs you gave it. You can often find them in caves by themselves crying, so show some love, be a good person and be it's best friend.

Um I feed to much to my moschop

And it got FAT

Time for another episode of megilania or ceiling

Announcer:what do you think it is Jim

Contestant: I’m gonna have to go with ceiling

Announcer: That’s gonna cost you Jim

Both gear and your life permit

Megalovania

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Sorry I had to

I'm gonna git ya one way or a nother humans or ya want rabies?,Rabies!?

Imagine a Komodo dragon but bigger and can give you ligma