Megalania
Friend: may I pet your lizard? Me: sure you can. Friend: Oh awesome he's so…

Friend: may I pet your lizard? Me: sure you can.

Friend: Oh awesome he's so scaly and big!

Me : Oh wait he has rabbies.

Friend: WWWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT why would you let me pet him?

Me: it's funny.

Friend:ok bud that's enough.

Text message from rabbies to friend: Your highly contagious of Mega Rabies!

Friend: WHAT what is MEGA RABIES?

Megalania: (after Friend dies of mega rabies) hey Friend mind of you say hello to my friends onyc and titanoboa?

Friend: sure..... oh hello onyc and titanoboa!

Onyc and titanoboa: HI WhAtS Up???? Here's this paper.

Friend: *reads it* We will gladly reun your day!! (They can't spell good) what those ruen mean?

Onyc and titanoboa: YoU FeLl InTo ArE TrAp.,.¡!!!¡

Friend: What?

Titanoboa: nom

Onyc: nom nom nom

Friend : (fell asleep and has mega rabbies) "bruh"

Arthropluera: spits (breaks all his flak armor)

Friend: noooooooooooooooooo.

Araono (don't know how to spell it let's just call it spider)

Spider: guys step back I can finish the job.

Friend: Is that a giant spider? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Spider: 😋 delicious.

Me: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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