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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lystro disliked being everyone’s first tamed and first slaughtered so it evolved into a almost useless giant lizard who should be an early game tame seeing how easy it is to tame but you get its saddle at level 70 by then I had a giga I couldn’t even use but my wyvern came in packs
Friend: may I pet your lizard? Me: sure you can.
Friend: Oh awesome he's so scaly and big!
Me : Oh wait he has rabbies.
Friend: WWWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT why would you let me pet him?
Me: it's funny.
Friend:ok bud that's enough.
Text message from rabbies to friend: Your highly contagious of Mega Rabies!
Friend: WHAT what is MEGA RABIES?
Megalania: (after Friend dies of mega rabies) hey Friend mind of you say hello to my friends onyc and titanoboa?
Friend: sure..... oh hello onyc and titanoboa!
Onyc and titanoboa: HI WhAtS Up???? Here's this paper.
Friend: *reads it* We will gladly reun your day!! (They can't spell good) what those ruen mean?
Onyc and titanoboa: YoU FeLl InTo ArE TrAp.,.¡!!!¡
Friend: What?
Titanoboa: nom
Onyc: nom nom nom
Friend : (fell asleep and has mega rabbies) "bruh"
Arthropluera: spits (breaks all his flak armor)
Friend: noooooooooooooooooo.
Araono (don't know how to spell it let's just call it spider)
Spider: guys step back I can finish the job.
Friend: Is that a giant spider? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Spider: 😋 delicious.
Me: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂