What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
Is it just me or do I call it Megalavania?
m-m-moschops... what happened to you..?
Why can a kapro carry a jacked up cancer lizard
When a Komodo dragon and a gecko love each other very much...
Uhhh I feed my moschops some s a l a d and it got super F. A. T. ಠಗಠ
Spider-Man got nothing on this guy
Don't let it steal your eggs when you're not looking.
Rip the Kapros holding these Komodo dragons on steroids high in the air
Imagine a Komodo dragon but bigger and can give you ligma
I like these there like komodo dragon i allways get killed when i try to tame they'd
Whenever I first join an ark server someone comes along and gives u rabies! Then u die a happy death knowing u had rabies! YAY!
This damn lizard eats narcotics for breakfast, lunch and dinner and doesn’t gain shit
He reminds me of my bearded dragon but bigger and stronger
Da boi got rabies, Gina protect his babies, now look he ceiling takin a shit, now he drop down and shred ya maybe
When u force breed a moschops with a rex
Is this a Australian stereotype? Because I think it is
If moschops got bit by a radioactive spider that also had tabies
I tamed a white one named it sans
onyc:i give raibes to anyone
megalania:listen here you little S H I T i give you da mega raibes