Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Well one day with my friend I was riding a wyvern wile my friend was riding an argy and we found these giant lizzards and my friend said they are really good but then we went down to catch one..... We DIED:| but we did kill them and get our Dino's back
More Megalania Funny Tips
Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.
Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!
Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.
Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!
(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)
If moschops came back from prison.
On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.
Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.
Guys I found the source of the corona virus
Iām thinking about starting a mega rabies epidemic on my cluster by just spreading it around all the servers
These are Purlovias, Thylacoleos and diseased leechs on steroids
When we first encountered these me and my friend is like:
Me: oo a Moschops!
Friend: hey why is it appro- AAAH-
Friend contracts Mega Rabies
Me: WHAT Happend?
Friend: get tf away from me I have COVID-20
Me: ohh megalania huh...- oh shi-
I contract Mega Rabies
Me: well... uhh just eat narcotics and hope we live lol
We both lived and went on our day
Have good day/night and press the "I like it" button if you want to
Spider man, Spider man
Does what ever a spider can
Climbs a wall
Survive a 10 meter fall
Gives you rabies
He is in the shape of hades
Look, there goes Spider Man
me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move