Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Well one day with my friend I was riding a wyvern wile my friend was riding an argy and we found these giant lizzards and my friend said they are really good but then we went down to catch one..... We DIED:| but we did kill them and get our Dino's back
More Megalania Funny Tips
He attac
He protecc
But most importantly
He eat u as snacc
He protecc
But most importantly
He eat u as snacc
Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.
Time for another episode of megilania or ceiling
Announcer:what do you think it is Jim
Contestant: Iβm gonna have to go with ceiling
Announcer: Thatβs gonna cost you Jim
Both gear and your life permit
Announcer:what do you think it is Jim
Contestant: Iβm gonna have to go with ceiling
Announcer: Thatβs gonna cost you Jim
Both gear and your life permit
Guys I found the source of the corona virus
Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!
Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.
Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!
(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)
Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.
Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!
(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)
Doctor: what seems to be the issue?
Player: this moschops I tames got me sick!
Megalania: Moscops?
*infects everything and everyone with mega rabies*
Player: this moschops I tames got me sick!
Megalania: Moscops?
*infects everything and everyone with mega rabies*
I was walking in a cave as one leaped on me and infected me I screamed and through my iPad then I picked it up and I saw that I died tuff times
me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move
On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.
Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.
Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.
He protect
He attack
he also flips off the roof to give you heart attack!!!
He attack
he also flips off the roof to give you heart attack!!!
