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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hi! My name is Mr. Evil! This is my combination of a moschops and snake! I mutated him into a carnivore giving him fierce claws, I wouldn’t mess with him though, he’s been infused with elements and is level. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, so he’s pretty fierce and fast, he can kill your level 1067 yutranus just by looking at him the wrong way! Mwauhahahahahaha! This took like 3 min to write!
Me and my friends there was 6 and f is went into a cave then disaster struck it jumped out scared all of us I peed a little it gave us all rabies we Coughing on each other and when 5 of us were cured 1 left with about 10 seconds he runs at us we all get and die what a fun time