I'm gonna git ya one way or a nother humans or ya want rabies?,Rabies!?

Komodo dragon took some steroids 😂 😂 😂

Me:Docter how bad is it? Megalania:You have aids

Me: oh cool cave good thing megafauna are rare!

The 5 megalania in the first tunnel: HI

Basically a Komodo dragon in almost every way possible except climbs walls

I know this is not a joke but I think it is something you should know. The megalania is a large reptilian that originated in Australia.

MegAlovaina a helpfull tip should include a few more words

I wanted to tame one I got scrood

by 12 I hated that I got one in the end and later I got killed by 400 Parma’s

I like these there like komodo dragon i allways get killed when i try to tame they'd

My brother’s mega died after he went into the wyvern trench and forgot to make it stop

Jerry(Megalania lvl 256) was killed by human (lvl 56)

You should’ve seen his face lmao

Omg no wonder this game is called ark survival (evolved) because the moschops evolved

I think it looks like demonic moschops

Real men KO dis beast by slapping it wit a feesh

I am convinced this is an angry Australian moschops. On crack. Convince me otherwise.

Seems that my lizard got out again and got rabies how much did he breed this time

Doctor: what seems to be the issue?

Player: this moschops I tames got me sick!

Megalania: Moscops?

*infects everything and everyone with mega rabies*

Sees friend get attacked by one

HE DEAD

How do you tame a Megalania?!?!

Wear mask around megalania!!!

It has COVID!!!!!!

Uhhh I feed my moschops some s a l a d and it got super F. A. T. ಠಗಠ